Bromon idea! Salt n Pepper [DONE]

Dude I don’t come from former aliens

So you were born like in the Alien movies?

From an egg

Like alien? That’s a cool movie, and kinda

Are you even alowed to watch it?

I
mean you are 10 right?

So… you are not a mammal.

Ten years old?

Yea…

Not at all

What you 18?

Im like, 80

Dog years or no?

I live longer than humans

What the h3ll is dog years

One human year is 7 dog years, I think

im 11.4 dog years then

Ooooooh so you Are A MAMMAL!

wdym? I said I wasnt

But the more oxygen the longer you live. On jupiter there is no oxygen. So you will live very shortly.