excuse me WHAT is going on here???
it’s WILL!!! 
WILLLL
I baked a cak- WHAT IS HAPPENING
idk
cak?
IT’S WILLLLL 
will is cryin like a baby
lol ima zip his mouth
lolll
get’im!
cXXXXX():::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::::> Take this sword!
BAM!
Bakes a apple pie with cyanide in it
eats apple pie
eats potato chip
EMERGENCY, CALL THE POTATOPOLICE WE GOT A MURDERER!!!
NO DONT KI LL HIM WE NEED IM ALIVE
Imma go to your brother’s funeral
sobs. He was a great ma- i mean potato…