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why cant i have the croissant
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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

am i currently eating a kentucky fried chicken
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:crystal_ball: Without a doubt

woohoo he got that one right also am i currently eating a peanut at 61.158.190.115 at exactly 7:27 pm
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:crystal_ball: Concentrate and ask again

am i currently eating a peanut at 61.158.190.115 at exactly 7:28 pm
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:crystal_ball: Outlook good

should i do the dishes today
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should i do the dishes today
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:crystal_ball: As I see it, yes

should i do the dishes today?
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:crystal_ball: It is certain

do i have to do the dishes today
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:crystal_ball: Signs point to yes

Lol!

does my friend kind of look like beyonce

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:crystal_ball: It is certain

Bro your gonna have to do those dishes.