Every fifth reply in this topic must say "SLAM"

Why you keep hitting the cat?

Because

you

Who?

Slam!

are

Slam

Slams

SLAMMS

Slam

You only need to say “Slam”, no need to do that

one

more

No more

two

Slam?

why slam though I don’t get it

three

just supposed to twist things

um ok I should probably go to bed soon because it’s 11:25 pm and tomorrow I won’t get good sleep because I have a flight in 2 days

slam