Makes a vegetable broth with carrots and potatoes the puts beef stroganoff in the stew
I go into dimension 3 and get more shavings of a star and put it in the bowl. Then I go to dimension 100 to pray to the gods for an elephant. Once I get it, I feed it peanuts and tickle it till it spits it out. Once I got it in the bowl I boil it in cooking acetone from dimension 135 using an interdimensional crucible for 7 quantrillion hours at 400 degrees bc that’s the usual temperature for cooking. then I grab @pink_pony_girl and take the keys to their pink pony farm and grind up the pony to put in the soup very very nicely. Then I go to dimension 7 to verbally abuse sentient mushrooms so they cry. I gather their tears and I go to the dimension combiner to combine dimension 7, dimension 83 to get toxic mushrooms. I squeeze the mushroom to get the poison to put in the soup, but I only put very little so it is ok. I go outside and extract plant cells from a nearby blade of grass and I mutate it so it makes zappy meat instead of glucose and oxygen.
Making the crackers now. Then I go back to Dimension 3 get moon pieces then metamorphosize it with heat. Then I use quazar lazers to repair it but only a little bit and infuse it into the moon cracker dough. Then I simmer it in a special way so it does not disclose (I’m not gonna say how bc its a secret). Then I make the crackers, bake it and give the soup and the crackers to @pink_pony_girl.
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Here you go.
That will be 100000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000 pieces of toast and 20000000000000000000 pieces of soggy toast.
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If you cant pay I suggest working at our factory. (PM me)
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Wait but the 3rd dimension is this one
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i want a stardust chili oil
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TOAST 
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This shops in another dimension I think
Yeah?
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should be an emoji
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@pink_pony_girl still did not pay
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You messed up my order. This is clearly not pink pony meat because the ponies on my farm are black I just paint them pink to trick tourists. Also it was supposed to be cooked at 1 degrees ferenheight for 7 quantillion hours not 400 degrees so you burned it. Not only am I not paying, I want a full refund and lots of toast. (plus where are the not soggy soggy waffles you gave me crackers instead!!!)!!!
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grrrrrrrrr meanie
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waffle mention 
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Gives you a shame on you stew with:
The Forbidden ingredient
Time shard
Glowing halo
Glowsticks
400g of sugar
Infinite amount of salt
Every onion in the word
Chicken broth
Side effects include:
Committing @rson
Literal Glowing
Vomiting out of your eyes
C@ncer
Stage 7 diabetes
Internal organs shutting down
Crying out of your lungs
You can’t discard or throw it out so eat it
I did the symptoms of the average medication ad with people having fun in the ads btw
Editing scratchgamer here, THIS IS A JOKE ITS NOT SERIOUS
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how do you make something so hilarious and creative!? lollll
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You are not getting promoted anytime soon mentioning things you shouldn’t be mentioning on this website
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Do you know what C@ncer even is? It’s not a joke
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