sweezy
June 11, 2026, 6:25pm
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 0% โ
โ 0 / 100 HP โ
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something weird just spawned in the forum.
it looks like unfinished homework, broken Wi-Fi, old memes, and way too much screen time somehow became one creature.
we need to defeat it before it starts posting cringe.
how to play
reply with your attack.
it can be funny, random, dramatic, cursed, or just completely unhinged.
normal attack: -1 HP
funny attack: -5 HP
legendary attack: -10 HP
cringe attack: +3 HP because the Blob feeds on cringe
me or mods will update the HP sometimes.
first attacker, step forward.
I use my infamous maple syrup cannon
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:02pm
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-5 HP
Pancakes fires the infamous maple syrup cannon.
The Blob is now sticky, confused, and emotionally uncomfortable.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 95% โ
โ 95 / 100 HP โ
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yessir
my cannon is now out of maple syrup
I summon the legendary @Bobseeker
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:11pm
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-10 HP LEGENDARY HIT
The_Atom summons the legendary @Bobseeker with an ancient crab ritual.
The Blob saw the candles, felt the mod energy, and immediately lost confidence.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 85% โ
โ 85 / 100 HP โ
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is he gonna attack us or smth
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:12pm
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not yet.
he is just standing thereโฆ menacingly
the Blob is confused, but no damage was dealt.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 85% โ
โ 85 / 100 HP โ
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I cal bob and we use the most powerful item in all of sweezy community, THE BANANANOOKA
@Bros pull up the picture
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:40pm
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-10 HP LEGENDARY HIT
BummerDudes calls Bob and activates maybe the most powerful item in Sweezy historyโฆ
THE BANANANOOKA.
The Blob got hit with potassium damage and is now questioning its life choices.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 75% โ
โ 75 / 100 HP โ
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it should we shot tutube out of that thing
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:48pm
14
-5 HP
@BummerDudes loads @tutube into the BANANANOOKA.
Nobody knows if this is legal
The Blob gets launched into pure confusion.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 70% โ
โ 70 / 100 HP โ
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i would like to say that although i did launch tutube in the past, i never did say i would, so in revenge for tutube i would like to launch sweezy himself
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 7:52pm
16
-3 HP
BummerDudes upgrades the BANANANOOKA plan and attempts to launch Sweezy himself.
The Blob was not ready for admin-based artillery.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 67% โ
โ 67 / 100 HP โ
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I invoke the DeadlyBanquete and @Isabella and @Aaravdeep_Singh throws Ice Cream and Dango
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oh noโฆ
NOT THAT NUMBER NOW
sweezy
June 11, 2026, 8:19pm
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Battle recap:
@Pancino invokes the DeadlyBanquete and calls in @Isabella and @Aaravdeep_Singh with Ice Cream and Dango.
-5 HP
dessert damage has been dealt.
@Pancakes notices the cursed number and panics.
-1 HP
the Blob also panicked a little. fair.
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โ ๐ง BRAINROT BLOB HP โ
โ โโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโโ 61% โ
โ 61 / 100 HP โ
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Now that i did that, i should use the FOODBAZZOKA!