Let’s pretend we are in a kitchen and we make recipes but it goes horribly wrong.
ouch
Okay!
So im making a cheeseburger but i leave it on the stove for to long and it starts burning and i have to call the fire department because its burning down
blows up half the kitchen bc why not
I made a thing that’s supposed to be the worst-tasting thing in the world but I mixed up one of the ingredients and now it’s the best-tasting thing in the world 
ouch?
why did you bite me???
Let me whip something up
I must make tommorow i must make perfect meduim rare burger
just putting the heat to 5000
Guys… I burnt the water… WHAT DO I DO
used gunpowder instead of baking powder
DOUG_COLOUG1 TOLD ME TO PREPARE THE WATER (adding this bc it keeps saying that this seems like an uncomplete sentence)
oh noo… I cooked this generation…
I ate all the sugar
I ate all the cream
Someone broke the spaghetti before cooking, Imma assassinate them cause I am Italian 
WHO DID IT?
Why is a new born baby in the oven?
werent we supposed to make pizza?