guys all the potatoes are burnt by the fire and have been contaminated by the pit bulls saliva
UH OH the water melon is back
GUYS I GOT THE GIRAFFE WATERMELON WHO IS IN SPACE SPRAY (adding this bc it keeps saying body seems unclear)
My dacshund(Dolly)drank all the cooking and frying oil! How are we going to make this?
Dachshunds are dogs btw
But you said I implying you would
Guys I tried to make bacon soup but i spawned a devil instead. 
I have oil!
I found it in a car outside!
Yummy!
is the dacshund okay
nah, he’s covered in ink.
guys I think the fryer is gonna explode
walks over
looks inside
Why would you say tha—
Fryer explodes
WHO PUT THE UTENSILS IN THE OVEN!?!?!?/
WHY IS THERE A BOM B IN THE MICROWAVE
gets exploded
Yeah, but she is super moist
Why is there pee in the pot? Ramen noodles don’t contain pee! Who peed in the pot, Also who put cow p o o p in the fridge? It’s literal p o o p and has pathogens that make you very sick.
Why is there meowl meat on the counter? WHO K I L L E D @P3ANUT’s brother?
Probs someone who doesn’t like cats or smthin