Guys i'm back it's been like 4 months aaahh

*nobody cares anyways :rofl:

create the stupidest polls here

the dumb poll
  • proceed .
  • drink all the water in the lake.
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  • Ralsei
  • Ralsei but Ralseier
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Absolutely stupid poll it’s not even done yet lol

  • Eat every bag of Doritos in the world
  • Drink all the Dr Pepper in the Colosseum
  • Push a giant statue up a mountain
  • Carry 500 watermelons across a desert
  • Fight 100 angry chickens with pool noodles
  • Chase one extremely fast goose through an entire city
  • Spend 24 hours trapped in a castle with 7,000 rubber ducks
  • Spend 24 hours in a dungeon with one squeaky chair
  • Ride a shopping cart down the world’s longest hill
  • Ride a luggage conveyor belt through an airport
  • Climb a volcano while wearing a banana costume
  • Cross an entire island wearing clown shoes
  • Build a cheese castle and defend it from 300 hungry pigeons
  • Become the world’s first cheese archaeologist
  • Follow a frog that claims it knows the way to treasure
  • Follow a suspiciously intelligent squirrel
  • Walk across the desert carrying a refrigerator
  • Walk across the desert carrying 73 traffic cones
  • Go on a quest with a wizard who only knows one spell: “bonk”
  • Go on a quest with a knight whose sword is actually a pool noodle
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  • Eat every bag of Doritos in the world
  • Drink all the Dr Pepper in the Colosseum
  • Push a giant statue up a mountain
  • Carry 500 watermelons across a desert
  • Fight 100 angry chickens with pool noodles
  • Chase one extremely fast goose through an entire city
  • Spend 24 hours trapped in a castle with 7,000 rubber ducks
  • Spend 24 hours in a dungeon with one squeaky chair
  • Ride a shopping cart down the world’s longest hill
  • Ride a luggage conveyor belt through an airport
  • Climb a volcano while wearing a banana costume
  • Cross an entire island wearing clown shoes
  • Build a cheese castle and defend it from 300 hungry pigeons
  • Become the world’s first cheese archaeologist
  • Follow a frog that claims it knows the way to treasure
  • Follow a suspiciously intelligent squirrel
  • Walk across the desert carrying a refrigerator
  • Walk across the desert carrying 73 traffic cones
  • Go on a quest with a wizard who only knows one spell: “bonk”
  • Go on a quest with a knight whose sword is actually a pool noodle
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Fight one with 10 pool noodles:

  • A million angry chickens
  • The Levitian
  • Thrillseeker
  • 100 broken computers
  • Your charger that never works
  • Your long-dead great-great-great-grandpa
  • A cloned Firestar
  • 10 He-who-should-not-be-named
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The stupid poll™ 2

  • Shout “CHEESECAKE DODECAHEDRON” 100 times to summon the mysterious creature known as Mom at 3:00 AM.
  • Enter a convenience store and convince everyone inside that you are searching for the legendary blue Dorito.
  • Walk around for 10 minutes while treating a random traffic cone as the leader of your expedition.
  • Find the most suspicious-looking rock and name it Gregory III, Destroyer of Sandwiches.
  • Go to the highest point you can safely reach and yell “THE PROPHECY HAS BEGUN”.
  • Find a vending machine and stare at it for exactly 67 seconds without explaining why.
  • Form a perfectly straight line with your friends and march 50 steps while chanting “PICKLE. PICKLE. PICKLE.”
  • Locate a public statue and respectfully ask it where the treasure is.
  • Find something shaped like a triangle and declare that you have discovered the lost geometry civilization.
  • Buy the cheapest snack available and hold a dramatic archaeological excavation to uncover it.
  • Walk into a room and immediately announce: “Everyone remain calm. The penguin has escaped.”
  • Find a stick and carry it around like it is the ancient sword of the seventh dimension.
  • Take a completely normal object and invent the most unnecessarily complicated lore possible for it.
  • Stand in a circle and attempt to summon the Wi-Fi demon using increasingly ridiculous passwords.
  • Find a staircase and declare it THE ASCENSION TO THE FINAL BOSS.
  • Create a secret handshake that takes at least 30 seconds to perform.
  • Locate the nearest bench and crown it King Bench the First.
  • Convince your entire group that you have been sent on a classified mission by the International Pickle Organization.
  • Find a random object and protect it for the rest of the adventure as if it contains the fate of humanity.
  • Reach the final destination and dramatically yell: “WE HAVE TRAVELED 47 MILES FOR THIS.” …even if you traveled 200 meters. :sob:
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idk why

The stupid poll™ 3

  • Wear headphones on your feet and dramatically announce you’ve invented the footphones
  • Turn to a angry chicken and get battered by pool noodles
  • Jump onto the nearest chair and shout a brainrot so loud the only friend you have that moved to the other side of the world can hear you
  • USB charger (interpret this how you wish)
  • Run into a room, shout “eahhhh” and dash out
  • Doom scroll YouTube for 11 hours
  • Take a selfie with your computer cursor and then post it on Facebook
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sry i couldn’t find anything else

Welcome back :tada:!

WHY MEEEEE

and firestar

look, this is meant to be stupid polls, so…

  • Gimme all your money
  • Drink 10 bottles of soy sauce
  • liiick a candle with cucumbers between your toes
  • hack a school’s bell to be the words GINGER BEER 5000 times over
  • Build a giant mech for 5/6 of your life so it can get the remote for you
  • Use an egg timer to cure canc3r
  • Walk around Thrillseeker’s house then yell THRILLI BOYYYy at it
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I accidently made not enough options so I’ll do another one

  • Take a tooth out of a sharks mouth and sell it to another shark
  • Have a pillow fight with a toilet seat
  • Play Mario on a dumpling
  • Use a fan to push away the moon
  • Drink a bottle full of rice until you get told to eat the rice
  • Throw a cricket ball at a window with a dog standing in front of it
  • Go to a Lego shop then launch peanuts at everyone
  • Draw a stickman then throw 90kg pieces of cheese at it
  • Beat Hollow Knight Silk song with a pool noodle and a cat on your lap
  • Beat a Pool noodle with a cat and Hollow Knight Silk song on your lap
  • Beat a cat with Hollow Knight Silk song and a pool noodle on your lap
  • Do the limbo while being chased by police sniffer dogs
  • Drive a Ferrari into the house of Tutube
  • Delete a random website with no idea which one it will be
  • Play Geometry Dash right after being angry
  • Fly a plane over Somalia while checking Sweezy
  • Play Steal A Brainrot
  • Teach 43 stray cats how to dance
  • Mine Bedrock with a Pufferfish (In real life)
  • Take out Thrillseeker’s life support to plug in your phone
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