are
Wheatly
in a
Portal
gun
That
says
WARNING
“Gentlemen, I give you the Long Fall Boot. Think of it as foot-based suit of armor for the Portal Device. I’m not gonna lie to you, it’s expensive as hell. But check this out: we told this Test Subject to just go ahead and try to land on her head. Heh heh! She can’t do it! Good work, boots.”
Except…
Cave Johnson
Arrived
at Apature sience
To…
do
To… What?
Homework 
on a chromebook.
Oh.
My first 5 topic