What do you call a man with no body and no nose? → Disabled
What do you call something that doesn’t exist? →
What do you call a sad jellyfish? → A jellyfish
What do you call a pig that was shot by it’s farmer? → Dead
Why do I think these are good
The first one everybody knows that the answer is no-body-nose, or is it? The next one because, well it simply does not exist so there is nothing. The third one because an animals name does not change if it is sad and Jellyfishes have no emotion. The last one because well you know.
I am very bad at jokes so bear with me
