Bro-mon n1: Catstrophe
Bro-mon n2: Fitty
Fitty was having a wonderful nap, but his peace was removed until Catstrophe appeared: In the local town, Fitty and Catstrophe were great feline rivals, the two competed for the cutest cat in the village: Observation; Who do you think is the cutest cat in this village?
From under a shade tree, Fitty growls at Catstrophe, who mocks him back. The battle begins in the village, in the middle of the center of the small town, the angry Fitty, who hates it when his nap is disturbed, starts giving a maximum attack: A nice bite from the chubby kitten really hurts Catstrophe, “Meow, do you think I’m going to leave you attack me you fat, lazy cat! (meow!)” Oh no, he called Fitty fat and then immediately spidered her little body? Fitty with an air of western suspense* “What did you call me?” Angry Catstrophe: "Hey, I called you a fat cat-
Fitty doesn’t allow Catstrophe to finish his speech, in an angry and tantrum tone: “I’M NOT FAT, YOU JAR CAT, YOU’LL NEVER BE THE CUTEST CAT IN THE WORLD BY ACTING LIKE THAT!” Catstrophe changes, he was mocking, now he is serious and retorts- “You, my great rival for years in this city of bro-mon, I consider you strong and it’s time for you to know my past: I’m not an ordinary Catstrophe. Years ago when I was little, I was bullied by other cats who thought my jug was too big and let me slip on everything (yes, I was very clumsy), all the cats: HissingHats, Fittys and even the Monster Catnaps I grew up and wanted. take revenge by becoming the most beloved cat in the village and also the strongest: You, Fitty, are getting in the way of my mission.” Fitty, moved by the story, says that she admires him as a cat but is still his biggest rival. Time to take off the hat, “FITTY’S HAT” is Fitty’s most famous move, where he throws his brown hat at his opponent, which falls on the opponent’s face and leaves him blind until the hat falls off (but he is a very good hat). firm). It doesn’t work against Catstrophe, who uses a jar on his head to protect him from the powerful hat… Exciting! Catstrophe goes all out and climbs on top of the tallest tree and jumps on Fitty, who, heavily hit (as he ate a lot of food in the morning and now has just received a cat in his belly) counterattacks and uses his weight on top of Catastrophe! Will he survive such a heavy cat? Of course he does, His powerful jar protects him from being completely crushed. Fitty gives up the fight and gives up… But why? He was in perfect condition to fight! Because he understands Catstrophe’s current position: “I understand you, my past was exactly the same as yours: I was also bullied for my overweight and laziness… Well, I’m going to let you win this fight thanks to your kindness in sharing the your story…” Catstrophe doesn’t accept victory, “No, if that’s the case, if we’re so equal, let’s share this cutest cat podium!” Wonderful, Fitty agrees and both of them end up victorious!
But speaking of battle questions: Who do you think really won this fight?
