NEW BRO-MON IDEA: Mozzarellionaire

Name: Mozzarellionaire

Rarity/Crush: uncommon

Phrase/Catchphrase:
“Cheddar is power.”

Description:
Mozzarellionaire is a soft cheese with a hard wallet. Born in the vaults of the Cheese Bank, this Bro-Mon runs on pure parmesan pride. It flexes its dairy fortune to dominate the battlefield—bribing enemies, dropping golden pizzas, and slapping fools with stacks of provolone. No one’s richer… or smellier.

wow

@sweezy please make this a bro mon please @sweezy

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nicer

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lol