Ecco a voi, Pussini Sushini, e il Legendario, Gatini Wasabini. Meow. Mrrr. Pur pur pur prrrrr, wasabi boom! Anche conosciuto come Pussini Sushini e Felinori Maki, Gnam gnam, splash, soy sauce, skrriii, Una creatura metà micetto, metà sushi, rotola per la strade facendo mrrrr crunch crunch sashimi plop, Ha il corpo di un gattino morbido, ma il dorso è fatto di riso compatto con una fettina de salmone sapra. Le sue zampe sono bastoncini di zenzero e la coda, un’alga nori che si muove da sola. Wob wob miso slap. Se lo tocchi fagnan slorp soy zing, e se lo spaventi si arrotola su se stesso come un maki pronto da mangiare. Ma attenzione se provi a mangiarlo ti lancia dagli occhi e fa f-z-z-z di wasabooo! Splosh! Nessuno sa da dove venga.
Italian brainrot isn’t allowed in this community so I have to close this and I still think you’re BBP
how sad
this kid doesn’t even know any other languages
this is copied and pasted I swear
Hi BBP
translation:
Here for you, Pussini Sushini, and the Legendary, Gatini Wasabini. Meow. Mrrr. Pur pur pur prrrrr, wasabi boom! Also known as Pussini Sushini and Felinori Maki, Gnam gnam, splash, soy sauce, skrriii, A creature half kitten, half sushi, rolls through the streets making mrrrr crunch crunch sashimi plop. It has the body of a soft kitten, but its back is made of compact rice with a slice of tasty salmon. Its paws are ginger sticks and its tail, a nori seaweed that moves on its own. Wob wob miso slap. If you touch it fagnan slorp soy zing, and if you scare it, it rolls up like a maki ready to eat. But be careful, if you try to eat it, it shoots wasabooo! f-z-z-z from its eyes! Splosh! Nobody knows where it comes from.
