Now this is just SOOOO sad: Letter to BROMON_NOOB4's teachers (half)

BROMON_NOOB4’S RIGHTS

To the teachers of BROMON_NOOB4 in Beijing,

I am writing this letter not to force you, but to inform you that us Sweezians are not bots but living human beings on the face of Earth. If you ban Hans from using this community, you will regret it a lot in the future. Therefore, I should inform you about the three people you mentioned in the assembly.

Tutube: The 2nd most active moderator in the whole Sweezy Community.

This person isn’t a bot. She just has bad English because she isn’t from a country that speaks English. Tutube has never been accused of doing anything bad in the community. In fact, she is a great moderator. She has been called a few names in the past like “Wolfinni Fireinni” and “Theinni Doginni” but that is just a user called BBP making new alts to exclude people from things. If you see one of those comments, click the flag button and it will come straight to me and I will delete it and the user if possible. I repeat, Tutube is not a bot. Or a weird creature like you said in the assembly.

Tung_Tung_Sahur: The actual dumbest person in the whole community.

Tung is the only bad person I am mentioning in this letter to you. The rest are long gone. It is seriously unlikely that he is an adult, like you told BROMON_NOOB4.

Let me explain:

So firstly, he says mostly things and names that are connected to the meme term “Italian Brainrot”. For your information, Italian Brainrot is a collection and variety of hundreds and thousands of weird-looking AI animals and creatures. Most of them are Fruit + Animal hybrids. These AI creatures are famous and popular because of their addictiveness and people using them more than 10 times a day in a post worldwide. Tung has used many names like Brr Brr Patapim and Noobini Cakinni (this name is referencing Hans’s profile picture which is a Strawberry Cake slice). Most adults in the world would think that Italian Brainrot is really bad for children because some names are highly offensive like Bombardino Crocodillo (bombing kids in Gaza) and Tralalero Trala|a (Swearing to g0d and things like that).

Secondly, he swears a lot but has never threatened to kidnap anyone in the community before. A normal kidnapper would lure a kid into the dark path but Tung once sent me a picture of a La Sahur Combination (Italian brainrot thing) and then disappeared forever.
Finally, Tung can’t be an adult since he plays Steal A Brainrot. Only people with the lowest IQ play that game. It is a game where you steal Italian Brainrot creatures from other people’s bases while protecting your own. People who find this game fun are people who are extremely incurably brainrotted and just are annoying people in real life.


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nice

I thought u were joking

Curiosity, I don’t joke when it comes to being extremely dedicated. I will type out the rest tomorrow. I handwritten the whole thing first. 4 A4 book Pages

Bet can’t wait

@BROMON_NOOB4

sup?

Not much writing

I handwritten all off it before I typed it

2 A4 pages in a book

Bro try hard

I AM!

I handwritten like around 1000+ words (i think)

lol grinder

Most words I have ever typed

Ok,

Imma convince Tigerstar to attack Warrior Cats again.

Noo we can just kjll him

My paper burned

How

Joking