(post was a post that knew it was a post)
(to post, or not to post? that is the question!)
(post hit the ground too hard)
(post didn’t have a totem of undying)
(post was spam, so it edited itself)
(post had died while trying to read that)
(post discovered kinetic energy while fighting panda)
(Post was frozen to death by dolphin)
(post was busy Kung Fu fighting)
(post went off with a bang)
(post was doing stuff and got banned. F O R E V E R)
(post was just a bunch of letters arranged in a certain order so that people could read it)
(post was not a bunch of letters in a uncertain order so that people can’t write it)
(post was dragon kicked into outer space by Master Shifu)
(post wanted people to vote this idea so that it could get to 30 votes)
(post was doomed to fall by endermite)
(post was too mysterious so we do not have any intel on it)
(post is not at home as it was seeking thrills)
(post ate Lava Chicken while it was still hot and was burnt alive)
(post was slain by Stage VII Brainrotitis)