(post died from being hit on the head by popcorn after Steve said ‘CHICKEN JOCKEY!’ in the cinema)
(post said something in Italian Brainrot and got slain by Sweezy and the Mods)
(post was in the “(post deleted by author) chat!” topic)
(post drowned in boiling chicken masala)
(post deleted by author)
(post will drink nitrogen tri-iodide in 10 seconds)
(post was deleted by author…or is it still here?)
(post posted too postly)
(post said it was only edited)
(post was actually a comment, not a post)
(Post became a pirate 'n be now written in pirate swag)
(̶̲̬͕̻̓͌͊͒̕p̴͈͇̺͉̺̟̦͖̿̀̃̆̅̎̒̀͐̈́͘̚ȯ̷͔̻͇̐͘͝ş̷̙̥̳̖̥̟͍̮̞̪̄̌̀̏̒́͆͑͆͘͝͠t̵̢̙̼̦͆̉̍̈́̄͆̌̈́̆̓̆͛̾̕ ̸̛̗͙͍͓̺̜̬̐̽̂͑̃̔͊̀͐̌̈ͅͅw̴͈͖̞̮̖̪͕͗̈́̀͒̒̒͘͘͝a̵̳͙̯͌̌̈́͒͗̽̇̑̄̕͝s̷̡̢̛̟̘̪̲̪̩̞̮͕̘͎̪͋̀͠͠ ̶̢̣͍͙̙͓̗̝̳̺̀͋̿͗̿̑c̵̲͌͝͠o̸̧̨͈̩̗̤̣͓̮̪̽̄͌̐̓̂ṙ̷̨̨͓̯̟͈͙͎͓͋̌͐͘r̸̭̹̰̲͗̄͂̆̌ȕ̷̧̡̬͕̰̫͓̙̩̯̖͍̲̩̯̐̒̃̀̄̈́̔̈́p̴̥̎̋́̈́̓̋̃͐̋͑͐͝͝ţ̸̡̡̦͈̰̣͉̼̫͎͕̻̱̈͜e̵̢͕̬͚̞͚̺͈̠̖̬͛͜ͅḑ̵̣̝͂̎̑͑̃́͆̀͋́̏̽̈́͝͝ͅ ̴͔͖͉̱͔̏̀͌̈̅͑̔͛͠b̶̨̡̩̯̙̠̪̺̙͓̬̩͝y̴̢̛͌̐́̍̄̅̊́̅͆̎̍͘ ̸͇̞́̑̒́́͊̇͜͠͝ụ̵̡̢͖̮̰̻͙̠̩͑̋͝n̴̞̮̩̑͘s̵̡̺̼̹̳̬̈́̿̈́̍̎̆̂̐́̈́̉͑̚͘p̶̢̢̪̭̯͙̭̪̈́̑͝͠ē̵̗̰͎̠̗̠̱̳̯̋́̈́̈̌̓̀̀̾̋͝͠a̵̱̥͎̦̳̎̀̀̋̅̈́̏̚̚̚͠k̸̡͍͉̯̩̭̲̏̑̉̀̌̂̍͝͠ą̸͚̦͔̘̫͓̽̑͐́̈́b̴͍̘̍̍̌͆̉̒̌̌̕l̸̝̦̬̫̙̮̹̟̲̠̟̀̇̿̓̕ͅę̴͙̳̮̬̖͎̬̝͈̪̳̓͐̈͐́ͅ ̴͇͎̝͉̜͎͈̟̣͓̪̱̤̙̺̈́͋̽̒̎ë̵̢̧̬͍͉͔̘̘̲̖̯͙̣́͘͠n̸͉͙̲̗̠̜̓̄͌͌͂͗́́̄͜ť̷̡̜͓̘̫̠͇̙͕̺͍͑̀͐̀̉̾͌͛͋̀͝i̸̡̧̨̨̛̱̺̲͚͓̥͚̟̖͔̣̒̾́̇͗̅̈͘t̶̢̲̞͍͖̱̳͍̲̹̺͕̓̀͌̌̚͝ͅý̵̱͖͈̯̼͚͈̘̖̂̊͌̅̒̏̓̀̈̾́́͝ ̷̡̛̛͓̼̜̻̱̺̣͖̐̑̒͜f̷̮̖̻̀̎̊̓̋̈́̆́͘͝r̵͍͍͎̫̜͈̄́̍̋͒o̵͙̭͎̺͖͛͒̎̏̋̉͑́̍͌̎̚̕̕͠m̵̢̳̺̬͉̱̖͔͆̓̒̓͑͆̕ ̸̨̹̫̻͖̞͕̤̓͗̎͑̍́̆̽̓̍̄̚̕͜͝ä̸͓̯̞̤̳̙͐͛̃̎̾͜͠ļ̴̨̬̜̱̹̣̺̹͔̝̩̄̐͛͛͐t̸̨̫͙̦͙̰͈͇̺̲̀̒͜ė̶͚̘̠̮͇̻̱͍̙̤̫͓̠̓̊͊̀̉̽͒͐̽ř̶̡̥̝͖̯̩̠̙̮̥̪̔̋̍͗̑̉̃̕͝n̴̡͈̲̻̹̟̭̖̒͂a̶͇̔̀͐̋͂̅͗̆̿͂t̴̥͓͙̃̈́̆͌̓̈́̃̅̕e̴̤͚̦̭̪͔̫̐͋̕ ̸̱͙̩͑̾́r̶̙̯͐͂̂̋̓̈ë̷̩̦́̐̎͂̕͝ȧ̵̧͍̩́̆ḽ̵̏̆́͆̾̏̀͊̏̉͐̓ȉ̵̢̧͙̮̯̩̙͓̟̦̤̬̍͐̔͗̋̇̎͠ͅt̵̜͔̠̰̜̖̒̃͊̒̈́̀̏͊̉̇ÿ̴̡̥͎̞͉̫̝̝́͗̍̌̓ͅ)̵̡̭̫̥̖͈̮̲̰͉̱̲̌̀̋̿̈́͘͘͝
(post tried to save Billie Jean and got destroyed by the gang in Beat It)
po- ( st was beheaded)
(didn’t ever have the word “” in it)
(podt deid frmo two mucccj typ0z)
("post has “” in it and replied to the wrong person)
(pst ws mssng ll ts vwls) o a i i a i o e
(po/st w / a/ s sepa/rated)
get it?