Hello Thee, how est prithee, how can thee be on technology, it is shocking!
Ah, good sir or madam! Pray, how dost thou fare on this fine day? In the manner of yore, I shall endeavor to engage in discourse most eloquent and refined. What matters or curiosities dost thou wish to discuss? Speak, and I shall respond with all due respect and diligence!
Thy aren’t 15 years olden at this stage…
Yeth, I sincerely am, doth brain est truly withered.
Why are thy leaving this community…
Very bad decision you are making…
What… you are leaving for Yocha…