Wizard War time boys

1, 2, 3, 4, I declare a wizard war. (Give the person above you a spell. I’ll cast the first spell.) I CAST STICKY HAIR. Your hair sticks to everything.

I cast shrink (you are now tiny)

I cast brainrot (you are now annoying)

I cast rotbrain (you are now a zombie)

I cast 5 year old (you are now cuckoo)

I cast big rock (I squished you with a big rock)

I cast magnetic table legs. When your foot is near a table your foot will magnetically run into the leg very quickly. Say goodbye to your pinkie toe.

I cast wind! now you are flying out of control

I cast Sumo (you are now a sumo player)

what?